J-isisms.

If there's one thing J can do it's always make me laugh.

Every-now-and-then when the planets align and the moon is in the correct place I get to spend some time on the phone with J and we have a shits and giggles time.

Sometimes I keep a written record of J-isisms. Here's a taste of them.

"I can just see you tilting your head!"

"Beks and I have these internal LG jokes that no one else gets, 'nooo nooo nooo'!"

"If you were here right now I'd stick a finger in your face and you would get mad and sit on me...and then I would wave a white flag..."

"Now you don't have to stay up and kill mosquitoes."

"If you hear some funny sounds its fleas trying to kill me...and me trying to kill them."

"I was in the bathroom taking a shit and looked down and there was a flea! Don't they have any respect for privacy?!"

"...and the number of LG's friends is reduced from 6 to 5..."

"I just cleaned out my belly button!"

"Your quotes are simply literary classics, they're evergreens." (on me telling him I write his J-isisms down)

"He's either really gay or Norwegian." (me on seeing a guy on campus)

"excuse me while I ejaculate...IT'S NOT TRUE!"

"this is an awkward pause. Do you have wet dreams?" -me

"I'm wearing fuck-all!" -J
"I'm wearing just socks! ...or just nothing!" -me

"a flea is impossible to kill!"

"want me to send you something?" -me
"yeah just your hand..." -J

"you're an old person now that you're 27" -me

"I would like to inform you that I've scratched my nuts the last 5 times without telling you."

"I stopped wondering about Jesus' resurrection from death because I can't figure out how that mosquito got in there" (got in his tight pants, that is.)


but to sum it up...

"you make me laugh so hard that MY FACE HURTS." -me