After a week of watching various types of domesticated animals I decided to compose this list.
30 reasons why I hate dogs.
1. smell.
2. hair.
3. drool.
4. tongue + drool = wetness on me.
5. yuck.
6. farts. (nasty)
7. poop.
8. barf.
9. barking.
10. early morning wake up calls.
11. crying.
12. farts.
13. dog smell in my car.
14. they follow me around.
15. they seek my attention.
16. you have to babysit them.
17. you're constantly letting them in and out.
18. they smell bad.
19. they poop where they're not supposed to.
20. they chew on things like my shoes.
21. you have to take them for walks.
22. they have no horse sense.
23. they walk in the arena when they're not supposed to.
24. farts.
25. barf.
26. slobber.
27. they like to sniff crotches.
28. you can only leave for specific amounts of time.
29. they're always at my feet.
30. the smell.
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3 comments:
it's funny cause horses do like over half of that stuff too.
dude, no they don't.
no dis the horsey, buddy.
besides, horses live OUTSIDE so their mess is contained properly where it should be.
I just recognized the title of this post and it made me laugh. "... (I'm going to kill you)" "You're going to KILL me!?!" "No, no, I didn't say that!"
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